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March 14, 2011. Yup, it's about that time of the year again, when half the school starts asking the other half for votes. The first person to run on a campaign slogan of "I poop rainbows" and send me proof gets a free Tort Bunnies t-shirt.
Speaking of voting, my friend Dash is representing Cal in the National College Comedy Competition. Go vote for him this Thursday! A vote for Dash Kwiatkowski is a vote for freedom. And unicorns.
Oh, and a shout-out to Jonas, Mike, and just about everyone else in BTLJ.
Elections
Brown Rabbit: Hey Tort Bunny! I'm running for
Editor-in-Chief of the Law Review!
I'm super qualified and consider
you a friend! Please vote for me!
End of panel.
Negligent Lop: Hey Tort Bunny! I'm running for
Editor-in-Chief of the Law Review!
I'm super qualified and consider
you a friend! Please vote for me!
End of panel.
Negligent Lop: Also, I'm on a unicorn.
Negligent Lop is indeed sitting, sidesaddle, on top of a unicorn.
The Unicorn: Hi! I'm Mr. Sparkles!
End of panel.
Tort Bunny and Mr. Sparkles exchange a long, meaningful look.
End of panel.
Tort Bunny turns back to Brown Rabbit.
Tort Bunny: So ... are you running
for anything else?
Brown Rabbit: Uh, I'm also run--
Mr. Sparkles (off-panel): I'm running for King of
the Fair Use Mountain!
End of panel.
Mr. Sparkles: And I poop rainbows!
Mr. Sparkles poops a rainbow.
End of comic.
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