Tort Bunnies: Gilbert's

Transcript for the Visually Impaired, Robotically Thorough, and Generally Curious

Gilbert's

To the tune of "I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General" from Gilbert and Sullivan's The Pirates of Penzance.
Brown Rabbit: I am the very model of a student Juris Doctoral.
Brown Rabbit: I know all that's unlawful, liable, and criminal.
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Brown Rabbit: I'm in seven study groups, and I quote the rules procedural,
Brown Rabbit: In all matters contractual, my offers are considerable.
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Brown Rabbit: I've strong opinions on this case and injuries cognizable,
Brown Rabbit: My highlighting's quite colorful on matters constitutional.
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Brown Rabbit: My outline started months ago, which some folks find unbearable,
Brown Rabbit: Ridiculous and terrible, but all of this just goes to show
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Brown Rabbit: In spotting issues unlawful, liable, and criminal,
Brown Rabbit: I am the very model of a student Juris Doctoral.
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Caption: After the review session
Brown Rabbit: Well, I'm boned.
Negligent Lop: Want to grab a drink?
End of comic.