Transcript
December 21, 2009. Poetry in motion. Not entirely sure what's going on with the rotation here. Anyhow, see duty to rescue, duress, and legal fiction. Happy holidays all!
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Falling
Tort Bunny kicks Brown Rabbit off a building.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Peril! Help help, I am in need!
To superheroes I do plead!
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Hurray, salvation I do see!
Superbunny appears, looking suspiciously like Tort Bunny.
Superbunny: 'Tis true should you
contract with me.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: A contract? Surely you must jest,
because clearly this is duress.
Superbunny: There is no threat to worsen
what otherwise would have been.
End of panel.
Superbunny: I have no duty to rescue,
so a bargain must be made.
Convey to me Blackacre,
if today your life I save.
End of panel.
Brown Rabbit: Fine, fine, I shall agree.
Now will you please rescue me?
Superbunny: I'm afraid I can't. Despite my diction,
I'm nothing more than legal fiction.
Superbunny vanishes in a puff of smoke. Poof!
End of comic.
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